Ryohei: Er, hi. Yeah. Hi.
Ryuichi: Is that all you have to say?
Ryohei: Why do I have to be the one to do this?!
Keita: Because you're the leader. We announced it in our Music Fighter performance and everything, remember?
Ryuichi: *prods* Go on.
Ryohei: ....um, hi?
Keita: *sighs* You're hopeless.
Ryohei: *mills Keita and Ryuichi out the window* Wait... That doesn't help either. ........screw it. *leaves*
Hisato: (muttering) Stupid w-inds. boys couldn't even deliver a simple message from Kimi...
Yuu: *pats* There, there. We'll deliver this message, show them up, and reclaim our good name after that last horrifying PV.
Yusuke: DAMMIT, YOU FANGIRLS! MY HAIR ISN'T NORMALLY IN THAT STUPID PONYTAIL! I'M STILL SEXY! I STILL SOUND GORGEOUS! I'M STILL WORTHY OF A CUTE NICKNAM-
Seigo: *wincing* You can shut up now.
Yusuke: NOT UNTIL I GET A CUTE NICKNAME!
Hisato: *kicks Yusuke into the closet*
Yuu: Great. So, uh, how do we deliver the message now?
Hisato: FLAME has 4 members! So what if he's in the closet, we've got three more who can talk!
Yuu: .......Yusuke was the only one who knew the message.
Seigo: Tell me again... Why am I in this group?!
Hisato: *kicks Seigo into the closet and locks the door*
Yuu: O_o I'll, uh, be going now. Yeah. The director of Deep Love ~Host~ is calling. Yeah. Er... *runs off*
Hisato: *looks at closet* ...bah. *walks off*
Seigo: (muffled) No! Please think rationally, Izaki-kun!
Yusuke: (muffled) SATAN POWERS!
Seigo: (muffled) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN GET A DRAGONBALL-STYLE AURA JUST FROM SAYING TWO WORDS?!?! (pause) Wait, I don't want to know... AAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YUSUKE?!?!
Keifu: Hihi! Since w-inds. and FLAME apparently failed to deliver Kimi's message, Lead gets to do it~
Shinya: (muttering) ...stupid constipated boys can't even say a few words...
Keifu: DON'T INSULT MY RYOHEI LIKE THAT!! *tackles Shinya out of the room and down the hall*
[Elsewhere, Ryohei suffers a chill down his back. "Okaaaaaaaaay... O_o;;"]
Akira: So, great Leader, do you know the message Kimi wanted us to say?
Hiroki: *groans* No puns, please... And not a single word. You?
Hiroki: Whatever. BATSU-GAME TIME!
Hiroki: *brings out a quart of Vanilla Ice Cream*
Akira: O_O ...Hiroki? What's that for...? You know I hate it...
Hiroki: Pour this down the back of your shirt and stay like that for an hour!
Akira: *runs out screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Er... yeah. Wow, are the wFL boys unreliable if they can't even say a few words. At any rate, the message was supposed to be as follows:
"Sorry for the lack of updates - Kimi-chan's life decided to eat her. And once she was regurgitated (sometime last week), Battle Royale decided to fuel her imagination.
"She'll start doing weekly updates soon. Starting with #wafflecrack remakes of classic pieces of wFL crack - like Akira's fangirl-loving, or the start of Yusuke and his obsession with nicknames and Devilman Powers."
Ryohei: THAT'S NOT A FEW WORDS AT ALL!
Seigo: ....I'm scared now.
Akira: Can we bring back the fangirls?
So... yeah. Story. >>; I'll run before they decide to massacre me. As Keita sings, "Sankyuu for you stay by my side~"
Keita: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A JAPANESE ACCENT!
Er... Definitely running.
- Tags:script crack
- Mood:literally rushed... GAH, YUU!
- Music:w-inds.: THANK YOU