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A message from w-ind- er, FLAM- er, Lea- er... screw it! 
20th-Jan-2005 01:34 am
NOM | 三宅健
Ryohei: Er, hi. Yeah. Hi.

Ryuichi: Is that all you have to say?

Ryohei: Why do I have to be the one to do this?!

Keita: Because you're the leader. We announced it in our Music Fighter performance and everything, remember?

Ryohei: ..................

Ryuichi: *prods* Go on.

Ryohei: ....um, hi?

Keita: *sighs* You're hopeless.

Ryohei: *mills Keita and Ryuichi out the window* Wait... That doesn't help either. ........screw it. *leaves*




Hisato: (muttering) Stupid w-inds. boys couldn't even deliver a simple message from Kimi...

Yuu: *pats* There, there. We'll deliver this message, show them up, and reclaim our good name after that last horrifying PV.

Yusuke: DAMMIT, YOU FANGIRLS! MY HAIR ISN'T NORMALLY IN THAT STUPID PONYTAIL! I'M STILL SEXY! I STILL SOUND GORGEOUS! I'M STILL WORTHY OF A CUTE NICKNAM-

Seigo: *wincing* You can shut up now.

Yusuke: NOT UNTIL I GET A CUTE NICKNAME!

Hisato: *kicks Yusuke into the closet*

Yuu: Great. So, uh, how do we deliver the message now?

Hisato: FLAME has 4 members! So what if he's in the closet, we've got three more who can talk!

Yuu: .......Yusuke was the only one who knew the message.

Seigo: Tell me again... Why am I in this group?!

Hisato: *kicks Seigo into the closet and locks the door*

Yuu: O_o I'll, uh, be going now. Yeah. The director of Deep Love ~Host~ is calling. Yeah. Er... *runs off*

Hisato: *looks at closet* ...bah. *walks off*

Seigo: (muffled) No! Please think rationally, Izaki-kun!

Yusuke: (muffled) SATAN POWERS!

Seigo: (muffled) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN GET A DRAGONBALL-STYLE AURA JUST FROM SAYING TWO WORDS?!?! (pause) Wait, I don't want to know... AAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YUSUKE?!?!




Keifu: Hihi! Since w-inds. and FLAME apparently failed to deliver Kimi's message, Lead gets to do it~

Shinya: (muttering) ...stupid constipated boys can't even say a few words...

Keifu: DON'T INSULT MY RYOHEI LIKE THAT!! *tackles Shinya out of the room and down the hall*

[Elsewhere, Ryohei suffers a chill down his back. "Okaaaaaaaaay... O_o;;"]

Akira: Er...

Hiroki: Riiiiiiight...

Akira: So, great Leader, do you know the message Kimi wanted us to say?

Hiroki: *groans* No puns, please... And not a single word. You?

Akira: ......nope.

Hiroki: ...............

Akira: ...............

Hiroki: ....................

Akira: ...................

Hiroki: Whatever. BATSU-GAME TIME!

Akira: O_o

Hiroki: *brings out a quart of Vanilla Ice Cream*

Akira: O_O ...Hiroki? What's that for...? You know I hate it...

Hiroki: Pour this down the back of your shirt and stay like that for an hour!

Akira: *runs out screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!




Er... yeah. Wow, are the wFL boys unreliable if they can't even say a few words. At any rate, the message was supposed to be as follows:

"Sorry for the lack of updates - Kimi-chan's life decided to eat her. And once she was regurgitated (sometime last week), Battle Royale decided to fuel her imagination.

"She'll start doing weekly updates soon. Starting with #wafflecrack remakes of classic pieces of wFL crack - like Akira's fangirl-loving, or the start of Yusuke and his obsession with nicknames and Devilman Powers."

Ryohei: THAT'S NOT A FEW WORDS AT ALL!

Seigo: ....I'm scared now.

Akira: Can we bring back the fangirls?

wFL: NO!

So... yeah. Story. >>; I'll run before they decide to massacre me. As Keita sings, "Sankyuu for you stay by my side~"

Keita: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A JAPANESE ACCENT!

Er... Definitely running.
Comments 
24th-Jan-2005 10:58 am (UTC)
XDD I'll be waiting~
18th-Feb-2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
i'll be waiting too XD
10th-Aug-2005 09:43 am (UTC)
This is my first time visiting this lj community . XD;
ROFL . Everything is hilarious ! XDDD
Hope you post up something new soon ne ! ^-^
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