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1st-Jan-2006 11:44 am - A waffle!crack Holiday, Part One
NOM | 三宅健
Bang. Bang. Bang.

Snuggled in his warm bed, Tachibana Keita groaned and rolled over, shoving the pillow against his ears.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

The persistant pounding on the door continued. "Go 'way," grumbled the lead singer of w-inds., throwing the blankets over his head.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

This time, Tachibana Keita threw up the blankets, threw up the pillows, leapt out of bed, and stomped quite angrily to his apartment's front door. Pulling it open with a jerk, he glared at the figure dressed in red-and-white before him. "Ho ho ho?" said the male weakly upon encountering Keita's death-glare.

"Look, I know you're supposed to know if I've been naughty or nice," started Keita, as calmly as possible, "And really, I've gotten used to the idea by now." His fist clenched tighter as he snatched the red-and-white-trimmed hat of the person who'd dared to wake him up and crumpled it. "But could you please do the stalking thing not in front of my house, Shinya Claus?!"

Taniuchi Shinya grinned weakly. "Sorry, orders from the great Lead no Leader." He snuck a peek over Keita's shoulder and into the apartment. "Any chance I can come in?"

His reply was a harsher glare, folded arms, and a couple of foot-taps. "Not until you explain what the hell Hiroki's thinking first."




Elsewhere, one Nakadoi Hiroki sneezed as he struggled to keep a hold of Kagimoto Akira. The latter boy was about ready to pounce on Ogata Ryuichi, having already cornerned him.

"Akira, this is not what we came here for!"

"Yeah, listen to your Leader!"

"Keep it up and I'll let him loose, Ogata."

"...I'll shut up now."

"But the secret to having a personal fangirl army, Hiroki!"

"No. They're bad for you. Sit."

"..........."

"Holy shit, he actually sat!" Ryuichi slowly came out of the corner, keeping a careful eye on Akira as he headed for his dresser and grabbed some clothes to change into.

"So, let's get to business. By the way, I hope you don't mind, but those pints of Vanilla Ice Cream in your freezer? Yeah, I kind of used them up."

A soft thud as pajamas in the process of being stripped off were dropped. "But my ice cream sodas!"

Akira sniffled to himself. "Serves you right."




Elsewhere, a male was throwing a pint of Vanilla Ice Cream at another male. Along with everything else he could lay his hands on that wasn't likely to kill the second male.

"Honestly, Furuya, being an obsessive fanboy is one thing, raping me in my own house is another!" Chiba Ryohei dashed for his bedroom as he tossed another pillow at Furuya Keita.

"But Hiroki told me to do it!" whined Furuya, scrambling over the sofa in pursuit.

"Like hell he would!" Ryohei shot back, slamming his bedroom door shut behind him and locking it. He waited expectantly for the younger boy to reply or bang on the door.

What he got was several seconds of silence right before one Furuya Keita, 17-years-old, climbed through the ventilation window above the door and landed directly on top of him. For the rest of the minute, all Ryohei could think was how badly it hurt all over.

Luckily, Furuya jumped off Ryohei almost as quickly as he landed on him. As much as he liked the feeling of being on top, Furuya thought he preferred being on bottom with a living Ryohei rather than being a seme to a dead one. "Eeep! My Ryohei! Are you okay?!"

"Why me? What about the others?!" demanded Ryohei much later, holding an ice pack to his head and sitting up in bed. He wasn't too pleased at the fact that Furuya was sitting on his bed as well, but he couldn't quite move either. Furuya was more than content to keep his Ryohei in bed, though. To the point where he sat on Ryohei's lap to make sure he stayed.

"Oh, your bandmates are getting woken up by the rest of Lead," replied Furuya airily, looking up at the ceiling.

Ryohei gave him the driest glare he could. "And FLAME?"

The cheekiest grin Ryohei had ever seen (and he'd seen quite a bit, having been in the entertainment business) came up on Furuya's face. "Who do you think woke us up and told Hiroki to tell us to do it?"




Izaki Yusuke and Izaki Hisato, of FLAME, were off undertaking their personal Holiday-cheer projects. Yusuke had been glad for the excuse to jump down one Kaneko Kyohei's neck again (no one dared to ask whether he meant it literally or figuratively), while Hisato had been self-tasked with getting Noguchi Seigo out of bed and up for the party.

As he held his head in one hand and looked at the cellphone in his other, Kitamura Yuu realized the malicious grins on both boys' faces had been more than enough to make him regret he'd ever came up with this whole Holiday Party idea.

The squawking protest echoing from another room in the building, quite clearly in Seigo's voice as it proclaimed how Hisato didn't have to wake a person up with snow down the pajamas, seconded his thoughts.

8 minutes later, a phone call from Yusuke, crowing over how he had Kyohei by the collar and on the Ginza line heading towards the PURO-K building (with some very loud protests by Kyohei and plenty of curious murmurs in the background) thirded the notion. The conductor announcing the train's prescence at Tameike-sanno added a fourth consensus as he realized just how close they were.

All in all, Yuu could only wonder how the hell he was going to survive the day. Never mind the coming week.




[06:29] *** Sat Dec 24 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[06:29] *** Now talking in #wafflecrack
[06:29] *** Topic is -= Yuu say what?! =-
[06:29] *** Set by @kimikoto on Sat Dec 24 06:29 2005

[06:29] <@kimikoto> Yuu...
[06:30] <Kita_Yuu> ?
[06:30] <@kimikoto> You have GOT to be kidding.
[06:30] <Kita_Yuu> yea, that's what i thought too
[06:30] <@kimikoto> You let FURUPON go wake up Ryohei?!
[06:30] <Kita_Yuu> oh, that
[06:31] <@kimikoto What do you mean, "oh, that"?!
[06:31] <@kimikoto> Chihei's life could be at stake!
[06:32] <Kita_Yuu> nah, furuya wants some too badly for that
[06:32] <@kimikoto> Oh, yeah.
[06:32] <@kimikoto> Good point.
[06:33] <Kita_Yuu> but what the hell are we going to do at the party!?!
[06:33] <@kimikoto> You planned this thing and you have no clue?!
[06:33] <Kita_Yuu> so sue me
[06:34] <Kita_Yuu> it was spur of the moment
[06:34] <@kimikoto> How about a Secret Santa?
[06:34] <Kita_Yuu> with one day left to shop?!
[06:35] <@kimikoto> Hey, you asked for ideas!
[06:35] <Kita_Yuu> meh, fine
[06:35] <@kimikoto> And a karaoke party?
[06:36] <Kita_Yuu> we sing for a living, in case you've forgotten
[06:36] <@kimikoto> Do it anyways.
[06:36] <@kimikoto> Let ME pick the songs.
[06:36] <Kita_Yuu> eh, sure why not
[06:37] <@kimikoto> Erm, I guess we can magically whip up food in an hour or so.
[06:37] <@kimikoto> Somehow.
[06:37] <Kita_Yuu> btw, gackt doesn't know about this right?
[06:38] <asrun^dream> I'd be delighted to come, Kitamura-chan!
[06:38] <Kita_Yuu> holy shit
[06:38] <@kimikoto> ........
[06:39] <Kita_Yuu> what, its christmas!
[06:39] <Kita_Yuu> gotta keep in the mood!
[06:39] *** Disconnected
[06:39] *** Sat Dec 24 2005 - LOGGING END ***





Kimi would like to say she's sorry for the insane delay, but life decided to go and eat her with obligations and the occasional fun. So we shall be chronicling Yuu's (potentially disastrous) plan to take over the world to celebrate the Holiday season for the next several updates.

Kimi would also like all to note she needs to get back into writing prose, so all comments on that would be appreciated. And now wafflecrack wishes you a...

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND BEST WISHES FOR 2006!
NOM | 三宅健
Participants:
Gackt: asrun^dream [gakuto@ip4444.dears.ne.jp]
Tachibana Keita: ~tachibanana [tachibana@ip2026.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Chiba Ryohei: [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Ogata Ryuichi: ichigo_dragon [ogata@ip2028.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Kaneko Kyohei: =^Koneko_Kyo^= [kyohei@ip9408.k4.dion.ne.jp]
Noguchi Seigo: 'pecotan-- [noguchi@ip2037.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Nakadoi Hiroki: ^hiro_kingu^ [nakadoi@ip2033.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Furuya Keita: // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Kagimoto Akira: aruka9 [kagimoto@ip2036.ponycanyon.co.jp]




[15:37] *** Fri Dec 16 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[15:37] *** Now talking in #wafflecrack
[15:37] *** Topic is -= double otanjoubi =-
[15:37] *** Set by @kimikoto on Fri Dec 16 00:00 2005

[15:37] <[ChiBaka]> Do not.
[15:38] <ichigo_dragon> do 2!
[15:38] <[ChiBaka]> Definitely not.
[15:38] <~tachibanana> of course we do!
[15:38] *** // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:38] *** =^Koneko_Kyo^= [kyohei@ip9408.k4.dion.ne.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:38] <[ChiBaka]> Like hell you do!
[15:39] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> whoa whats going on
[15:39] <// FRUITini //> RYOHEI!!
[15:39] * // FRUITini // GLOMPS RYOHEI'S LEG
[15:39] <[ChiBaka]> Those two idiots
[15:39] * [ChiBaka] glares at Keita and Ryu
[15:40] <[ChiBaka]> Think they deserve a birthday party
[15:40] <[ChiBaka]> After they forgot mine last year!
[15:41] <~tachibanana> but we do!
[15:41] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> ah i see
[15:41] <[ChiBaka]> Yo, Furuya, get off!
[15:41] <// FRUITini //> NEVER!
[15:41] * // FRUITini // HANGS ON FOR LIFE!
[15:41] <[ChiBaka]> ...........not helping here, Furuya.
[15:42] <ichigo_dragon> cmon u kno it wasn't on purpose!
[15:42] <[ChiBaka]> You still need to be punished.
[15:42] <// FRUITini //> I WANNA BE PUNISHED RYOHEI!
[15:43] <// FRUITini //> PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[15:43] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> now i remember why i left
[15:44] * [ChiBaka] shoves Furuya at Kyohei
[15:44] *** 'pecotan-- [noguchi@ip2037.ponycanyon.co.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:44] <[ChiBaka]> Take this one with you too! Please!
[15:44] <'pecotan--> Er?
[15:44] <ichigo_dragon> yo seigo
[15:44] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> id rather not
[15:45] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> hey seigo
[15:45] <'pecotan--> Kaneko-san? Don't see you around here much.
[15:45] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> for a good reason too
[15:46] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> these people are crazy
[15:46] <~tachibanana> no we're not!
[15:46] <'pecotan--> You should've been here for Wednesday's convo.
[15:47] <'pecotan--> Now THAT was crazy.
[15:47] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> do i wanna know
[15:47] <[ChiBaka]> I told you Keita borrowed it and never returned it!
[15:47] <// FRUITini //> SEI LEFT BEFORE THAT
[15:48] <[ChiBaka]> And I had to buy a whole new set of underwear!
[15:48] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> apaprently no i dont
[15:48] <// FRUITini //> YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BURN THEM!
[15:49] <// FRUITini //> GIVE THEM TO ME!
[15:49] <[ChiBaka]> NO.
[15:49] <~tachibanana> can we get back to the plans for my birthday?!?!
[15:50] <ichigo_dragon> n mine!
[15:50] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> well you guys keep on talking
[15:50] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> i have more important stuff to do
[15:50] <~tachibanana> what could be more important than my 20th birthday?!?!
[15:50] <ichigo_dragon> n mine!
[15:51] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> oh yeah almost forgot
[15:51] <=^Koneko_Kyo^=> happy bday to you two
[15:51] *** =^Koneko_Kyo^= [kyohei@ip9408.k4.dion.ne.jp] has left #wafflecrack (gotta get working on those songs)
[15:51] <~tachibanana> forget?!
[15:51] <ichigo_dragon> forget?!
[15:51] <[ChiBaka]> ....
[15:51] <~tachibanana> what?!
[15:52] <ichigo_dragon> yea, wut?!
[15:52] * [ChiBaka] bursts out into laughter
[15:52] <'pecotan--> Are you okay, Chiba-san?
[15:52] <[ChiBaka]> Pete and Repeat...
[15:52] *** aruka9 [kagimoto@ip2036.ponycanyon.co.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:52] *** ^hiro_kingu^ [nakadoi@ip2033.ponycanyon.co.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:52] <[ChiBaka]> ...had their birthdays forgotten!
[15:53] * [ChiBaka] bursts out laughing again
[15:53] <^hiro_kingu^> What's so funny?
[15:53] * aruka9 blinks
[15:53] <aruka9> yea wut?
[15:54] <'pecotan--> Half-English joke, half-irony.
[15:54] <// FRUITini //> SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME!
[15:54] <~tachibanana> its not very funny!
[15:55] <ichigo_dragon> ryo's joking sux!
[15:55] <// FRUITini //> DON'T INSULT MY RYOHEI!
[15:55] * [ChiBaka] stops laughing
[15:56] <[ChiBaka]> Dammit, thought you left already, Furuya.
[15:56] <// FRUITini //> NEVER!
[15:56] <[ChiBaka]> Screw it then, I'll leave!
[15:57] <~tachibanana> what about my present?
[15:57] <ichigo_dragon> and mine!
[15:57] *** [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Want your present? FINE.)
[15:58] <~tachibanana> i knew he'd give in eventually!
[15:58] <ichigo_dragon> awwwwww yea!!
[15:58] <aruka9> im stil confused
[15:58] *** [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:59] <~tachibanana> yes! come to papa!
[15:59] <ichigo_dragon> w00t! all mine!
[15:59] *** asrun^dream [gakuto@ip4444.dears.ne.jp] has joined #wafflecrack
[15:59] <~tachibanana> .......
[15:59] <ichigo_dragon> .......
[16:00] <[ChiBaka]> Here it is. Enjoy, boys.
[16:00] *** [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Hah! HAH!)
[16:00] <^hiro_kingu^> Awwwwwwwww hell no!
[16:00] *** ^hiro_kingu^ [nakadoi@ip2033.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Gah!)
[16:00] <// FRUITini //> MY RYO!!
[16:00] <'pecotan--> I'd call Hyde, but this IS Chiba-san's gift to you two...
[16:00] *** // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (LOVER, WAIT!)
[16:00] *** 'pecotan-- [noguchi@ip2037.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Try not to make a mess, you three.)
[16:00] <aruka9> if every1s leaving dis cant be good
[16:00] *** aruka9 [kagimoto@ip2036.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (still confused here)
[16:01] <asrun^dream> Oh my, everyone's so courteous as to give us our private time, Tachibana darling.
[16:01] <~tachibanana> gah! no!
[16:01] <ichigo_dragon> this means i cn go, rite?
[16:01] <asrun^dream> Ogata-chan, where ever did you get that idea?
[16:02] <asrun^dream> This is a private celebration for the three of us!
[16:02] <~tachibanana> RYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!
[16:02] *** Disconnected
[16:02] *** Fri Dec 16 2005 - LOGGING END ***





Elsewhere, Ryohei snickers at his revenge. Of course, we all know Gackt was just a distractionary tactic until the boys could properly throw together a party, right?

Ryohei: Er, no?

*glare*

Ryohei: Fine, FINE! Be that way. *walks off to help, muttering*

(ちょっと遅い) お誕生日おめでとう、 慶太くん!
お誕生日おめでとう、 龍一くん!
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO KEITA AND RYUICHI!
NOM | 三宅健
Kimitsu: @kimikoto [mitsukichi@ip5791.puro-k.co.jp]
Gackt: asrun^dream [gakuto@ip4444.dears.ne.jp]
Tachibana Keita: ~tachibanana [tachibana@ip2026.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Chiba Ryohei: [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Ogata Ryuichi: ichigo_dragon [ogata@ip2028.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Noguchi Seigo: 'pecotan-- [noguchi@ip2037.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Taniuchi Shinya: =shinchan05= [taniuchi@ip2034.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Kagimoto Akira: aruka9 [kagimoto@ip2036.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Furuya Keita: // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp]




[21:42] *** Wed Dec 14 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[21:42] *** Now talking in #wafflecrack
[21:42] *** Topic is -= Crime and Punishment =-
[21:42] *** Set by @kimikoto on Mon Dec 12 20:18 2005

[21:43] <[ChiBaka]> I still don't think it's fair that the crack has to continue though Ryu put your computer out of commission!
[21:43] <@kimikoto> That reminds me... where is he?
[21:43] <@kimikoto> SUFFER YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOU BASTARD!
[21:44] <~tachibanana> meep
[21:44] <aruka9> ooooooooh i wanna b punished bai a fangurl!
[21:45] <// FRUITini //> CAN I BE PUNISHED BY MY RYOHEI?!
[21:45] <'pecotan--> Tell me it's okay to be scared of Furuya-san.
[21:45] <=shinchan05=> don't worry we are too 8D
[21:46] <'pecotan--> That coming from someone who stalks us all...
[21:46] <=shinchan05=> shut up i don't >:O
[21:47] <'pecotan--> Uh-huh. So where's the rest of FLAME right now?
[21:47] <=shinchan05=> att here singing lessons >:P
[21:47] <=shinchan05=> oh shit XO
[21:47] <~tachibanana> "oh shit" indeed. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
[21:48] <ichigo_dragon> if ne1 needs me, ill b loked in my rm
[21:48] <ichigo_dragon> away frm shinya
[21:48] <[ChiBaka]> I hope you know that makes it easier for him to stalk you, Ryu.
[21:48] <@kimikoto> THERE YOU ARE YOU ASS RYU!
[21:48] <// FRUITini //> SHINYA SHINY A SHINYA!!!
[21:49] <ichigo_dragon> aaaaaaaaaagggggggggh shit!!!
[21:49] *** ichigo_dragon [ogata@ip2028.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (save me frm kimi!!!!)
[21:49] <// FRUITini //> YOU HAVE MY RYOHEI'S SCHEDULE RIGHT?!?!
[21:49] <[ChiBaka]> Dear God no!
[21:49] *** @kimikoto [mitsukichi@ip5791.puro-k.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (He pays for killing my laptop! GRRR!)
[21:49] <=shinchan05=> ......not saying anything :|
[21:50] <// FRUITini //> I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE MISSING DETAILS FOR YOUR PROFILE OF HIM!! LIKE THE FULL SORTED BY COLOR INVENTORY OF HIS UNDERWEAR!
[21:50] <[ChiBaka]> WHAT?!
[21:50] <=shinchan05=> okay :)
[21:50] <[ChiBaka]> WTF?!?!
[21:51] <~tachibanana> i'd be laughing, but this means you've been in my place too, haven't you, furuya?
[21:51] <<// FRUITini //> YES?
[21:51] <<// FRUITini //> NO?
[21:51] <<// FRUITini //> MAYBE?
[21:52] <~tachibanana> you are soooooooooooo dead!
[21:52] <aruka9> wat? y wud furuya b in tachi's place for ryo's undiez?
[21:52] <aruka9> dose dis have 2 do wit dose yaoi ficz?
[21:52] <aruka9> r u 2 realli gay?
[21:53] <[ChiBaka]> Ew! No! What the hell are you thinking?!
[21:53] <~tachibanana> ...ugh. why the hell do you get your ideas from yaoi fics?
[21:53] <// FRUITini //> MY RYO'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THE OTHER KEITA?!
[21:54] <'pecotan--> You've got to admit the idea's got plenty of evidence to support it, Chiba-san, Tachibana-san.
[21:54] <// FRUITini //> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:55] <'pecotan--> Why WERE your briefs at Tachibana-san's place, Chiba-san?
[21:55] <=shinchan05=> he wears boxers 8D
[21:55] <'pecotan--> Didn't need to know that, Taniuchi-san.
[21:56] <'pecotan--> Actually, I didn't need to know any of this. Ew.
[21:56] <'pecotan--> Why did I ever join FLAME again?
[21:56] *** 'pecotan-- [noguchi@ip2037.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (I hate you all. If I have nightmares about this, I'll hurt you.)
[21:56] <[ChiBaka]> Keita borrowed my boxers after a dancing lesson once and never returned them.
[21:57] <[ChiBaka]> Speaking of which... I don't want them back now. Furuya apparently got to them. Ew.
[21:57] <[ChiBaka]> And I'm burning all the ones I have today.
[21:57] <[ChiBaka]> Do you know how expensive buying a new set to last me the month will be, Furuya?!
[21:58] <// FRUITini //> I'LL BUY YOU A NEW SET FOR CHRISTMAS!
[21:58] <[ChiBaka]> NO.
[21:58] *** [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (You're a deeply disturbed individual, Furuya.)
[21:58] <// FRUITini //> WE'LL GO UNDERWEAR SHOPPING TOGETHER!
[21:58] <// FRUITini //> AND BUY MATCHING PAIRS!
[21:59] *** // FRUITini // [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (WHEE! SHOPPING DATE!)
[21:59] <=shinchan05=> well, that info's shot. XP
[21:59] <asrun^dream> Indeed. What a shame.
[21:59] <~tachibanana> holy shit! gackt!
[21:59] <asrun^dream> Yes, Tachibana dearest?
[22:00] <~tachibanana> you could at least announce your presence when you get on! it's not that hard!
[22:01] <asrun^dream> But I am. Thank you for reminding me to relieve it, Tachibana dear.
[22:01] <asrun^dream> Would you like to help?
[22:02] * ~tachibanana throws up
[22:02] <asrun^dream> Oh, dear. Please don't say you're anorexic, darling. There are much more suitable ways of maintaining a gorgeous body like mine.
[22:02] *** ~tachibanana [tachibana@ip2026.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (why me?!?!)
[22:02] <asrun^dream> Alas, if only he'd let us work through his problems together, I'm sure we'd be much happier as a couple.
[22:03] <asrun^dream> There's no need to hide them from me. I'm a very accepting man.
[22:03] <=shinchan05=> really now? :O
[22:03] <asrun^dream> Of course. In the meanwhile, care to compare notes, Taniuchi-chan?
[22:03] *** Disconnected
[22:03] *** Wed Dec 14 2005 - LOGGING END ***




#wafflecrack's holiday party is still under brainstorming. But I promise you it will actually happen. Sometime. Eventually.
8th-Dec-2005 04:47 pm - Testing, testing, one two three.
NOM | 三宅健
Kimitsu: @kimikoto [mitsukichi@ip5791.puro-k.co.jp]
Tachibana Keita: ~tachibanana [tachibana@ip2026.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Chiba Ryohei: [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Ogata Ryuichi: ichigo_dragon [ogata@ip2028.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Nakadoi Hiroki: ^hiro_kingu^ [nakadoi@ip2033.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Taniuchi Shinya: =shinchan05= [taniuchi@ip2034.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Kagimoto Akira: aruka9 [kagimoto@ip2036.ponycanyon.co.jp]
Furuya Keita: // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp]




[21:45] *** Mon Nov 21 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[21:45] *** Now talking in #wafflecrack
[21:46] *** Topic is -= waffle fics =-
[21:46] *** Set by @kimikoto on Fri Nov 25 21:46 2005

[21:46] <ichigo_dragon> omfg holy shit, ewewewewewewewew eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!
[21:47] * [ChiBaka] takes away the yaoi fanfics
[21:47] <~tachibanana> why are you still reading those?!
[21:47] <ichigo_dragon> y were u 2 readin 'em 2 begin with?
[21:48] <[ChiBaka]> For the last time, we were not reading and DO NOT read yaoi fanfics.
[21:48] <[ChiBaka]> Well, I don't know about Keita, but I don't.
[21:49] <~tachibanana> i'm insulted that you could even think i would!
[21:49] <// FRUITini //> HE MAY NOT BUT I DO!
[21:49] <aruka9> dese fanficz r made bai fangurlz rite?
[21:50] <^hiro_kingu^> Too much information, Furupon.
[21:50] <=shinchan05=> anyc hance i could blackmail him with it? ;D
[21:50] <aruka9> i want dese fanficz!
[21:50] <aruka9> gimme!!
[21:51] * aruka9 snatches da ficz from ryo
[21:51] <// FRUITini //> NO! MY RESEARCH MATERIALS FOR SEX SESSIONS WITH MY LOVER1!!!! MINE!`1!!!!
[21:52] <^hiro_kingu^> ...
[21:52] <~tachibanana> ..................
[21:52] <[ChiBaka]> ...........
[21:52] <=shinchan05=> ........................... 8O
[21:52] <// FRUITini //> WHAT?!
[21:53] * ichigo_dragon shoves furuya @ lead
[21:54] <ichigo_dragon> hes all urs 2 deal with
[21:54] * ^hiro_kungu* pushes Furuya to Chiba
[21:55] <^hiro_kingu^> Er... enjoy.
[21:55] <[ChiBaka]> How about "No, thanks"?
[21:55] <~tachibanana> we don't know you, stranger.
[21:56] * ~tachibanana backs away from ryohei
[21:56] <=shinchan05=> it's like furupon's the new game of hotp otato! XD
[21:57] <// FRUITini //> OOOOOH! AM I REALLY THAT HOT? AM I, RYOHEI?!
[21:57] *** [ChiBaka] [chiba@ip2027.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Absolutely no comment.)
[21:57] <=shinchan05=> damn, he ruins all the fun. XP
[21:57] <// FRUITini //> BOO.
[21:58]*** // FRUITini // [furuya@ip2035.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (RYOHEI MY LOVE! COME BACK!)
[21:58] * ^hiro_kungu* blinks
[21:58] <^hiro_kingu^> Is it me or did it just suddenly get boring in here?
[21:59] <aruka9> i still want da fanficz!!
[21:59] <aruka9> ryu give mi plz!
[21:59] <ichigo_dragon> u have a sik sik mind, akira
[21:59] <ichigo_dragon> ill email em 2 u
[21:60] <~tachibanana> o(=.=)p look who's talking, ryu.
[21:60] <aruka9> realli? yay! fangurlz-creatd stuffz! thanx!
[22:01] <=shinchan05=> i'm not sure i want t oknow akira anymore. >O
[22:01] <^hiro_kingu^> Allllllllll right, BATSU-GAME TIME!
[22:01] *** ^hiro_kingu^ [nakadoi@ip2033.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (Where's the refrigerator again?)
[22:01] <=shinchan05=> i'm not sure i want to stick around anymore iether. :(
[22:01] <=shinchan05=> hearing akira's screams of teror will be much more fun. >D
[22:02] *** =shinchan05= [taniuchi@ip2034.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (vanilla ice cream hell yeah ;D)
[22:02] <~tachibanana> ...why the hell is everyone around here so twisted?
[22:02] <ichigo_dragon> hey u read yaoi fics n wear leather skirts
[22:03] <ichigo_dragon> luk whos talking
[22:03] <~tachibanana> that's only because i lost a bet!
[22:03] <ichigo_dragon> i never made u read yaoi fics
[22:03] <~tachibanana> i don't!
[22:04] <ichigo_dragon> my fangirl army sez otherwise
[22:04] <~tachibanana> you actually listen to them?!
[22:04] <ichigo_dragon> ill have u kno they r a very reliable source of info!
[22:04] <~tachibanana> ahahahahahahahahaha!
[22:04] <~tachibanana> about as reliable as kimi!
[22:05] <@kimikoto> DAMMIT, I TAKE INSULT AT THAT, TACCHICKEN.
[22:05] <~tachibanana> eep.
[22:05] *** ~tachibanana [tachibana@ip2026.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (my life is worth it)
[22:06] <@kimikoto> I'll have you know I also take insult at being compared to your fangirls, Dorayaki. >O
[22:06] <ichigo_dragon> shit
[22:06] <ichigo_dragon> time 2 make like keita huh
[22:07] <@kimikoto> Definitely. >O
[22:07] *** ichigo_dragon [ogata@ip2028.ponycanyon.co.jp] has left #wafflecrack (yo wait up cherry boy!)
[22:07] *** Disconnected
[22:07] *** Mon Nov 21 2005 - LOGGING END ***





Apologies for the general lack of funniness, but this was really a test to see if I could write in different voices (This has been in the works for a while, there was even a preview). Doing all the not-so-proper typing for Ryu and Akira killed my brain cells. All misspellings on Shinya's part were purely intentional. Do comment and let me know what you thought of it - I may or may not continue doing chatlogs like this based on that?

Also, the boys of #wafflecrack will be cordially inviting you to their Christmas New Year's Chanukkah (Ryohei: We're. Not. Jewish.) Kwanzaa (Keitachi: Where did you get that from?!) Holiday Party!

Seigo: No, we don't.
Akira: Yes we do!
Hiroki: *dumps carton of Vanilla ice cream on Akira's head*
Akira: *runs off crying*
Shinya: ...that was mean.
Seigo: Indeed.
Hiroki: But so totally worth it.
Gackt: Indeed.
Boys sans Gackt: GAH! *runs off*
NOM | 三宅健
And now, chibi waffle-puri crack!

( I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. To the poor boys' displeasure. )

Keitachi: Kimi, I hate hate hate hate HATE you.
Ryohei: Lighten up, YOU got it easy!
Ryuichi: Yeah, wasn't this the episode where Furuya became gay?
Ryohei: *shudders* I still don't want to know how Gackt got into the mirror. I blame Gackt for all this.
Hiroki: Oi, you think it's hard on you? My group now consists of a fanboy whose fandom is the fangirls, a constipation-obsessed stalker, and a fruity orange gay.
Shinya: Pink. He's pink. And you ARE constipated.
Keifu: OMFG I AM SO NOT PINK! *clings to Ryohei's arms* Tell them, Ryohei!
Ryohei: ......
Akira: Did somebody mention fangirls?
Seigo: I think you may want to change that statement to "a fangirl-obsessed fanboy, a constipation-obsessed fanboy, and a Ryohei-obsessed fanboy", Nakadoi-san.
Shinya: I'm not a fanboy!
Seigo: Don't fans stalk the objects of their fandom?
Ryuichi: You mean... HOLY SHIT SHINYA FANBOYS OVER ALL OF US! *pushes Keitachi at Shinya* Take him! Take him!
Keitachi: (dry) Thank you for the giant vote of support, Ryu.
Gackt: Don't worry, I'll always support you, Tachibana-chan.
Hiroki: When the hell did you get here?!
Seigo: *dialing Hyde* Damn... he's not picking up...
Ryohei: Why are we even bothering, just run! *runs off*
Keifu: *getting dragged along* As much as I am glad we're eloping, Ryohei, please warn me before you do that!
Ryohei: (pauses) Oh, wait. Ew. No. *attempts to shake Keifu off and fails* Hold on.
Keifu: Don't worry, I am!
Ryohei: No, not you! *heads back to Gackt* Hey, Gackt, do me a favor? Furuya says he wants to go visual kei but doesn't quite know how to go about it.
Gackt: *pries Keifu off Ryohei* I'd be utterly delighted to teach him, Chiba-chan!
Keifu: (wails) AAAAAAAAAAH! NO! RYOHEI! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Ryohei: *running away* I just did!
Gackt: Would anyone else like visual kei lessons? *looks at Keitachi*
Keitachi: I'll be making like Ryohei now. *runs off*
Akira: Will they get me fangirls?
Hiroki & Shinya: *simultaneously* Good GOD. *drags Akira away*
Ryuichi: Why am I still here? *runs off as well*
Gackt: Hmm... they're no fun. Well then, Furuya-chan, let us be off for those Visual Keita lessons. *heads off carrying Keifu*
Keifu: (still wailing) RYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Seigo: It's still not going through... *looks up* Huh? Where did everyone go?




Somewhere far away... FLAME wonders just why the hell they're not really in wFL crack lately. Or why Seigo is.
Yuu: Eh, who cares? Let Seigo suffer. Makes up for his lack of presence in the older ones.
Yusuke: (crying) I still want a cute nickname!
Hisato: *pushes Kyohei at Yusuke* Here, Kyoropon will give one to you!
Kyohei: I AM NOT A KYOROPON! What the hell am I doing here anywa- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke: *satisfied at giving Kyohei a wedgie* Hah! That's for leaving!
Kyohei: YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME!
Hisato: Because he's gay.
Yuu: And just won't admit it?
Hisato: That too.
Yusuke: ....I hate you, you stupid brother.
Hisato: Oh, yeah, you're that too.
Yusuke: I hate you.

By the way, that thing up there? So totally a fake cut. 8D
26th-Nov-2005 01:21 pm - wFLPuri part 1.
NOM | 三宅健
The world hates #wafflecrack. My laptop has died and restoration is not immediately forthcoming.

But for the moment...

wFL Beach Photo-Shoot Volleyball!Collapse )

Sorry about the lack of easy-to-read-ness... I typed it up in Notepad. -_-;;
22nd-Nov-2005 01:52 pm - REEEEEEEEEEWIND!
NOM | 三宅健
Day 2 of the reruns! Today we bring you two classics - waFFLe radio hour and the day everyone discovered Akira's hatred for Vanilla Ice Cream!

[14:08M] *** Tue Nov 22 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[14:08] *** Now talking in #wafflecrack
[14:08] *** Topic is -= wafflecrack classics =-
[14:08] *** Set by @kimikoto on Tue Nov 22 14:08 2005

[14:08] <'pecotan--> Ah, more golden classics from when I wasn't there?
[14:09] <aruka9> uhhuh u realli missed all da fangirlz n fun!
[14:09] <[ChiBaka]> I wouldn't QUITE call fangirls fun.
[14:10] <=shinchan05=> or the ice cream episode 8D
[14:10] <aruka9> dat wasnt fair of hiroki!!!!
[14:10] <// FRUITini //> NAH IT'S MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT I'VE DISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR RYOHEI!
[14:11] * 'pecotan-- winces
[14:11] <'pecotan--> Easy on the caps, Furuya-san!
[14:12] <// FRUITini //> THE WHOLE WORLD MUST KNOW OF MY LOVE FOR RYOHEI!
[14:13] <[ChiBaka]> Down, Furupon. And get off my arm.
[14:13] * // FRUITini // pouts
[14:13] <// FRUITini //> NO! I WANNA STAY HERE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!
[14:14] <=shinchan05=> shall we cut to the crack? XD
[14:14] <[ChiBaka]> PLEASE.
[14:15] *** Disconnected
[14:15] *** Tue Nov 22 2005 - LOGGING END ***


We now return you to your regularly scheduled waFFLe Hour.Collapse )

And the spur-of-the-moment piece that ended up becoming one of the best pieces of crack ever. EVER.

On loving someone to death and Innuendo.Collapse )

Tomorrow: wFL-Puri! The golden episodes! (Yeah, it got moved up a day because Kimi is currently writing IRC chat logs again. 8D)
21st-Nov-2005 07:03 pm - Replay!
NOM | 三宅健
So, while I'm building up my reference sheet for wafflecrack again, some old (at least a year old) pieces of Waffle Crack will be posted up through the following week. Well, until Thursday. But I promise you you'll love Thursday's, particularly if you're a fan of Tennis no Oujisama. 8D

Obviously, these are all before Seigo joined FLAME, so if you're a fan of Noguchi, sorry, he's not in here.
Seigo: After reading these, damn glad I am for that.
Keitachi: Shut up. It's not fair.

Take a dose of wFL crack in the evening, and see me in two weeks.Collapse )

Tomorrow: waFFLe Radio Hour!
NOM | 三宅健
So. Hi. I died, got regurgitated, and died again.

But seriously. A bunch of you (if you even read this thing anymore) probably don't know much about the world of wafflecrack. Honestly, I don't blame you. 8D

So let's start with a quick guide, huh?

The handy FAQ for #wafflecrackCollapse )

Any other questions about wafflecrack? Leave a comment with it and I'll edit this post with an answer!
NOM | 三宅健
Ryohei: Er, hi. Yeah. Hi.

Ryuichi: Is that all you have to say?

Ryohei: Why do I have to be the one to do this?!

Keita: Because you're the leader. We announced it in our Music Fighter performance and everything, remember?

Ryohei: ..................

Ryuichi: *prods* Go on.

Ryohei: ....um, hi?

Keita: *sighs* You're hopeless.

Ryohei: *mills Keita and Ryuichi out the window* Wait... That doesn't help either. ........screw it. *leaves*




Hisato: (muttering) Stupid w-inds. boys couldn't even deliver a simple message from Kimi...

Yuu: *pats* There, there. We'll deliver this message, show them up, and reclaim our good name after that last horrifying PV.

Yusuke: DAMMIT, YOU FANGIRLS! MY HAIR ISN'T NORMALLY IN THAT STUPID PONYTAIL! I'M STILL SEXY! I STILL SOUND GORGEOUS! I'M STILL WORTHY OF A CUTE NICKNAM-

Seigo: *wincing* You can shut up now.

Yusuke: NOT UNTIL I GET A CUTE NICKNAME!

Hisato: *kicks Yusuke into the closet*

Yuu: Great. So, uh, how do we deliver the message now?

Hisato: FLAME has 4 members! So what if he's in the closet, we've got three more who can talk!

Yuu: .......Yusuke was the only one who knew the message.

Seigo: Tell me again... Why am I in this group?!

Hisato: *kicks Seigo into the closet and locks the door*

Yuu: O_o I'll, uh, be going now. Yeah. The director of Deep Love ~Host~ is calling. Yeah. Er... *runs off*

Hisato: *looks at closet* ...bah. *walks off*

Seigo: (muffled) No! Please think rationally, Izaki-kun!

Yusuke: (muffled) SATAN POWERS!

Seigo: (muffled) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN GET A DRAGONBALL-STYLE AURA JUST FROM SAYING TWO WORDS?!?! (pause) Wait, I don't want to know... AAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YUSUKE?!?!




Keifu: Hihi! Since w-inds. and FLAME apparently failed to deliver Kimi's message, Lead gets to do it~

Shinya: (muttering) ...stupid constipated boys can't even say a few words...

Keifu: DON'T INSULT MY RYOHEI LIKE THAT!! *tackles Shinya out of the room and down the hall*

[Elsewhere, Ryohei suffers a chill down his back. "Okaaaaaaaaay... O_o;;"]

Akira: Er...

Hiroki: Riiiiiiight...

Akira: So, great Leader, do you know the message Kimi wanted us to say?

Hiroki: *groans* No puns, please... And not a single word. You?

Akira: ......nope.

Hiroki: ...............

Akira: ...............

Hiroki: ....................

Akira: ...................

Hiroki: Whatever. BATSU-GAME TIME!

Akira: O_o

Hiroki: *brings out a quart of Vanilla Ice Cream*

Akira: O_O ...Hiroki? What's that for...? You know I hate it...

Hiroki: Pour this down the back of your shirt and stay like that for an hour!

Akira: *runs out screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!




Er... yeah. Wow, are the wFL boys unreliable if they can't even say a few words. At any rate, the message was supposed to be as follows:

"Sorry for the lack of updates - Kimi-chan's life decided to eat her. And once she was regurgitated (sometime last week), Battle Royale decided to fuel her imagination.

"She'll start doing weekly updates soon. Starting with #wafflecrack remakes of classic pieces of wFL crack - like Akira's fangirl-loving, or the start of Yusuke and his obsession with nicknames and Devilman Powers."

Ryohei: THAT'S NOT A FEW WORDS AT ALL!

Seigo: ....I'm scared now.

Akira: Can we bring back the fangirls?

wFL: NO!

So... yeah. Story. >>; I'll run before they decide to massacre me. As Keita sings, "Sankyuu for you stay by my side~"

Keita: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A JAPANESE ACCENT!

Er... Definitely running.
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